It’s impossible to keep a secret in cyberspace. Last summer I wrote a post called Bulls, Boobs, and Burkas Along the Border. The bulls and the boobs are real—both are a common sight here in Arizona where cattle are raised, the weather is hot, and the girls are lush and full of life. The burkas, however, I just mention because of my revulsion toward all things misogynistic (I get to do that).
But apparently men are fascinated by cultures who enforce keeping them boobs hidden under a shroud, never to be seen by anybody but your arranged husband. Every single day I get search engine hits for:
show big boobs in burqas
naked girls boobs in burkas
Pakistani boobs in burkhas
beautiful girl’s boobs burqhas
boobs in Iran in burkas
women’s boobs under burqas
and, the mysterious:
boobs on bulls (?????)
Under my search engine terms, the word “burka” is spelled every imaginable way. I could put a stop to this by changing the title of the post, but I don’t, in hope that maybe one of these boys will, after landing on my blog, actually read something.
Now that I’ve written this post, I’m certain to get many more hits from disappointed boys. Ha ha.